Things to Say at a Job Interview
Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else up.

State that you would have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout; You mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?' Then run out of the room.

Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?'
 

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