Error 2 - Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Error 3 - Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Error 4 - Press any key except..... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Error 5 - Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

Error 6 - Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Error 7 - Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Error 8 - This will end your Windows session.  Do you want to play another game?

Error 9 - Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)"

Error 10 - To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".

Error 11 - BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

Error 12 - COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

Error 13 - CONGRESS. SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/Y).

Error 14 - File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Error 15 - Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Error 16 - WinErr 16547:LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

Error 17 - User Error: Replace user!

Error 18 - Windows VirusScan 1.0-"Windows found: Remove it?(Y/N)